Richest Yahoo Boy in Nigeria – How To Be Profiled As A Yahoo Boy According To The Nigerian Police
If you’re a Nigerian man in Nigeria, chances are you’ve been accosted by men of our Police Force. The funds-starved police is constantly looking for alternative means of revenue and if that includes shaking down innocent citizens on accusations that they look like yahoo boys, then so be it. We listed all the things that could make you pass for a fraudster, according to the Nigerian police.
If you wear dreadlocks (or pretty much wear any hairstyle that’s not low cut) you’re already under suspicion.
The more piercings you wear, the higher your likelihood of being a yahoo boy. Oya enter the van.
3. Coloured hair
A bit of ink here and there looks good, right? Wrong, according to the Nigerian police. You might even have “cultist” added to your charge sheet.
5. Have a good phone
6. Drive a nice car
If it’s a Benz, just follow them to the station. All your protests will fall on deaf ears that will only open when they hear money.
7. Carry a backpack
If you carry a backpack or a laptop bag, you’re automatically a yahoo boy.
8. Walk on the road by yourself
9.bit.ly Walk on the road in a group of boys
A group of boys can never be up to any good. Arrest them.
10. Literally breathe
Why are you breathing? You’re a yahoo boy.
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